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Games night has gone from VAGUE to ROGUE. It's now an unofficial gathering in the Oxford on a monday night, but the games are still happening. Me? I'll probably be at home working on stuff or watching 'Enterprise'. Sue me. Finally got through Sunnydale Zoo and i'm now onto the last level of 'Chaos Bleeds'. I like the idea of parrallel universe. It kinda makes sense. At least, I like the idea that another me is ruling the universe. I think he's suitable for the job.
There is a joy to video gaming. Some of you might feel that it's completing a level you've been stuggling at for the past few days, maybe even weeks. NO, I SAY IT IS NOT. The joy is when you've powered up to the max and return to whup some Orc butt with flaming arrows of steaming death. Oh yes, there is a god. OK, so I've steamed through the rest of the Two Towers, and don't kid about the secret level. The script goes... "Aaargh, a troll!, who the fuck let a troll in! ok, it's dead. AAaargh! Another one! Leg it! Die evil bastard troll die! Phew. TWO!?! Oh come on, how much does this SUCK! OK, i'm nearly dead, but i'm better off than them. HOO-fucking RAH! THREE??????! Oh get stuffed." So there.
Right, well that's the biggest overhaul since i put the site up. again, gimme some feedback guys, tell me what you think and give me some more of what you want to see on here. Thanks.
More new stuff. aint i great! I've put a few more cosmetic changes here and there, and put up the roleplay section, now with new and funky characters to play with, although that will be expanded over time and more bits will be added. OK, here's a thought for you. In mens (top-shelf) magazine, why is it that most of the letters are supposedly written by women, and in magazines for girls the agony aunt stuff to do with sex are supposedly written by men. I think it's cos we love thinking about the insecurities of the opposite sex to get away from our own. Or maybe we're just a huge collection of deviants. Not that i read womens magazines. Honestly. It was just open in front of me.
I've decided to declare myself ruler of the known universe. And my first declaration of my reign is to declare world peace. There, it's done. From this moment on any country that makes war on another needs to have it's hands slapped, it's sweeties taken away and given to Wales. Unless Wales decided to get uppity, in which case I'd change the name to BingleLand. There, that would show them.
Stayed up until 4am this morning finishing an old N64 game 'Blast Corps'. It's an evil bloody thing that's taken me a few years to complete, but i've finally done it. Even the two secret levels it throws at you after the completion. Oh well. Oh yes, happy birthday Mish and Karen, going to their party in a short while, should be good. Get rich quick scheme #4. Cupboard Servants. While watching 'The Madness of King George' he had cupboards full of servants and i want one. Minions you can stick in a cupboard until you need them is an excellent plan. Shall have to look into it.
Anyway I've decided my next decree as master of all creation. My decree is that worshipping me is wrong, worship is a purely hedonistic act and you should save acts of hedonism for yourself and behind closed doors. but a pint wouldn't go amiss occasionally.
This week has been tough so far. But at least the latest Deadlands adventure is done with. Finally. After 6 months. Lost three characters on it though. And now i've got to figure out another adventure for them to play. I'll probably just re-hash an old episode of Red Dwarf for them this time or a Bond Film. Oh, check out the new section on the contacts page of comments and praise received about the site.
I fancy a kebab. which brings me to thinking, why are there so many people starving in the world? it's not like we're lacking in food, there's mountains of it everywhere. And there's plenty of cash lurking about. So obviously the problem is using the one to buy the other to give to the people without it. But there's an easy solution. We just tax the countries that aren't pulling their weight. Take france for example, we'll tax them a few hundred chefs and send them to cambodia (they've got millions to spare), send a few thousand acres of american wheatfields and a few billion cows from south america and it'll be the world's biggest barbeque cookout! Party on.
Monday 23rd Feb
As you can tell from the picture on the right, SuperVinny has been completed and shall be brightly on display on the back of the Nationals T-Shirts this year, of which there's now 15 of us going and yet 20 t-shirts being printed. oh well. Hopefully I'll be putting up the quotes and stories and such on the Nationals page.
Oh something I've noticed is from the Hobbits (Paisley's Team), they've suspiciously decided to put individual quotes on the front of their t-shirts. Well we know who did it first! 3rd year running now! Rah!
Mashed Potato OOOh, check out the new stuff i've put on, including the new character in the roleplay section.
So... Splinter Cell's a bit hard isn't it? I've decided to re-do some of the levels just to get more ammo and things, and it's just as hard to sneak up behind someone and grab them. I might as well be a one-man band. Question: Do snails smell? I've never actually been near enough one to check, although i did find one under my shoe one day. Serves it right for not getting out of my way. Nationals is getting nearer. And i need sleep. Tatty bye.
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