May 04

May 2004


In the Summertime...
Tuesday 4th May

I love summertime in Manchester. The sun shines, the beer's cold, the accordian players on Deansgate piss off when you give them evil stares and best of all, student land is full of nubile young ladies wearing skimpy summer clothes. Now, don't think i just lurk about there day after day videotaping girls in shorts, that would be creepy. I get people to do that for me and send me the edited highlights. I think i'm getting to a point, oh yes, I'm not a student anymore, but there's still the days when the urge to go to the pub, sit and drink in the sun, stare at the scantily clad women and lie to myself about how much of the project i've got done overwhelm me, and so every now and then you should stop and f*ck about for a few hours. but don't block my view.


There's a place you can go
Wednesday 5th May

From KOBAL Theatre Company :- An invitation to attend our next play "The Man With The Incredibly Strong Lips". At the Grange Arts Centre, Rochdale Road, Oldham from Wednesday 5th to Saturday 8th May. Tickets are available from the Grange Box Office, Telephone number 0161 785 4239, at £7 for Adults and £5 Concessions. We look forward to seeing you there!

The Man With Incredibly Strong Lips


With Extra Cheese
Tuesday 11th May

Well, We've now got a forum, and that should be good for a giggle, endlessly spouting crap at each other for years on end. I'll have to see how that works out. In other news I shan't be running the roleplay game tonight cos i'm off to watch the Reduced Shakespeare Company again. This time they're doing 'All the great books'. Should be good. Man I'm tired. need sleep. or as crapload of coffee. I wonder what Zebra tastes like?


I can sing a rainbow
Thursday 13th May

I've been thinking about bands again, and something puzzles me.Deep Purple aren't exactly that philosophical. Blue have yet to do a sad song and I'm damn sure Maroon 5 have never been abandoned on a desert island. Makes you think.


Sleep, wonderful sleep
Thursday 20th May

Mornings suck. I know i've said it before, and i'll say it again, but mornings really do suck. I don't understand people that get enough sleep and can bounce out of bed. For me, each morning is a struggle against the powers of darkness to rise from the crypt. And I don't know whether to worship the snooze button or hate it. I don't understand the people that are proud of only needing four hours of sleep a night and feel fresh as a daisy. Sleep is a wonderful thing! It's fun, and doesn't cost anything, plus, by it's own nature it's comfortable. So remember when you go to bed tonight, sleep is your friend, enjoy it.

Anyway, life has kicked into high gear again. With the summer winding into place, I'm now about to move house, finish Pretenders, go to Norway, Write (with help), Produce and Direct a new play, also there's at least one wedding and two out-of-town birthday parties to attend. Whoop! Lets see if we can make it to Christmas without ending up in the funny farm.


... Working Mostly
Monday 31th May

Alright, so acknowledge the fact that whatever i promise here is going to be a huge lie, and badly spelt. But i'll give it a go. You see the thing is i'm about to move house, or at least that's the plan, and when are the keys due? Oh, that'll be when i'm in Norway. So I'm off for a few weeks with this stuff and then i'll see what i can do.

1. I promise to put up some fucking content. I've been looking through the forum and thenet and i've got some cool ideas for what i want to put up there. Like the '1000 blank white cards deal. look on the net for it, it's cool. And the definition of roleplay. Although the definitions that're on there now don't exactly match what i was asking for. There's other games i wanna try and put on there and i'm even willing to put up bits about videogames now that i've had some thought.

2. Learn how to use Photoshop. It's not like i'm lacking in photos and i suppose loads of them could be put on the site.

3. Discover the meaning of life and spread joy to the world. alright that's a lie to begin with. but it's worth mentioning.

4. Finish writing the stuff I've promised. I've got to finish the plot for the last episode of Pretenders this year. Plus i'm thinking about writing the chronicle of Eddie Catflap and sending it to a publisher. But that'll take a while. But biggest of all I'm putting together a sketch show to go on to the Contact Theatre or something next year. You'll hear more about that soon enough.

But that's the thing. most of these I'll be doing when i get back. not just yet, so bear with me?

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