Measured In Mega-Geniuses

Tuesday 2nd December

Many and varied are the things spoken about my ego.

Many mock, some are terrified, and others just stand back in amazement of the sheer size of my ego.

Obviously my super-ego is not viewable from where you're standing. You'll have to step back a galaxy or two before you get to see it clearly.

My Ego is so large and impressive that Douglas Adams was known to base a character upon it in one of his novels before I was even born. Ahh, the amazing prescience of the man. Plus of course the magnificence of the Ego.

And the Ego is magnificent, bow down before the Ego.

So it should come as no surprise that not only has my ego written a book, but it has written the bible.

Would you like one?

For once I'm not joking, there is a book, and it's great, and you can buy it. For just a measley 8 quid. (Inc UK p&p)

Really, would you like one?