Ahoy There, Fancy Pants!

Thursday 4th June

It's been nearly twenty years since I first played Monkey Island, and it still ranks as the greatest games series ever created. Finally they've done it, announced this week at E3, it's finally coming back!

I could Squee and mess my own trousers with joy!

Best part is? It's not even one game! It's three!

Directly quoted from the website….

Monkey Island Racing-Kart, Island Nutters!
Stan, the world's greatest second hand salesman has moved on from selling ships, insurance and coffins! Now he's selling Carts! Coconut-fuelled carts loving crafted by Lemonhead himself! Play as Guybrush, LeChuck, Murray, Elaine, Governor Marley, Herman Toothrot or The Voodoo Lady! Race around the docks on Booty Island! Scream around the Dead-man's bend on Knuttin Atoll! And loop de loop through the giant monkey's head on Monkey Island™ itself!

Monkey Island Lubber's Fairground!
Join little Guybrush and his brother Chuckie round the Big Whoop Amusement Park in a series of mini-games to see who can find the secret treasure of Monkey Island™! Try your swordfighting skills against Carla, The Sword Master of Melee Island™! Quake in fear as you encounter the beast even Meathook is terrified of! Death-slide your way to victory with your very own rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle!

D.O.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N. - (Destruction-On-Monkey-Island-And-Totally-Insane-Obliteration-Nastiness!)
The enemy is at the gates! You've fought Zombies before, you've fought Pirates before, but never before in the realms of first person shooters have you had the chance to take on Zombie Pirates! Grab your handy cutlass and your voodoo grog shooter and head on out to take down those scurvy swabs! Featuring nearly nine levels of intense Piratical action climaxing with an all-cannons blazing finale against The Dreaded Zombie Ghost Pirate LeChuck himself, even Murray would fear for his life!

Pre-Order now and get the special edition pack including a limited edition rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle to call your very own!

I don't know about you, but I am so getting one of those. You wanna join me?

It's all right here.