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Fiveacyde

The creation and utter destruction of a Boyband.

Character Creation
You take a week to sort out the image, the hair, the costume, the name and 'the look'.
Then pick your song, you have three and only three choices
'How much I love her'
'How much I miss her'or
'I'm dead sexy I am'


The Rise
Roll a d8, that's how many million copies it sells
Roll a d10, that's how many weeks it's in the charts for
each player rolls a d6,
that's how many million pounds they spend on useless tat and trying to get laid



The Fall
Each player rolls a d6,
Lowest roll is the first one to be outed as being gay (joint lowest are a couple)
Second lowest is the one to be caught in a drink-driving-prostitute-donkey scandal
Anyone rolling a 4 has had a one-night fling with Jordan (and she told the papers first)
Highest roll is the one who imagines they've got a career after the split


After the Split
Next you apportion roles as to who does what.
Choice of options is...
Celebrity Drunken Arse, derided in the papers for 3 months until forgotten
Brickie in Sunderland, the handy houseman that used to be famous ages ago
Stunted Guru, worked for John Lennon, it'll never work for you. You advertise in the yellow pages.
Secret Junkie, suprisingly found dead in a hotel room wearing a crimson clown wig
Ibiza Barman, 'Come to my place, I had a top ten record!'
Midnight Host on obscure crap pop programme on Cable
E-Wing Prisoner, the one who tried to beat up a copper.

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